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Leave your troubles and footwear behind...you have entered: The Highest Class

Stop Digging...HAVE YOU GONE MAD!?!?

Alright, here's the deal:

I've tried to learn HTML before and I always make it up to about the oh-so-popular "blinking text" stage before I move on to another project...like doing laundry, which usually takes me upwards of six months. By then I've totally forgotten about my website and have to start over again on a new one...this is one of those...

...new websites, I mean.

My Favorites

Favorite Band or Musician: PRIMUS!!!
Favorite TV show: The Simpsons
Favorite movie: Cannibal! The Musical
Favorite book: They're all good...
Favorite sports team: The winningest one
Favorite food: Cat...oh, I'm sorry, food? Ok, still cat.

My Hobbies

I enjoy making music, running through fire, and touching myself. I'm sorry, that was a typo: I enjoy touching my elf...he's so giggly.

Most Admired

They've all let me down at one point or another...

Favorite Links

This is the only site out there that's better than this crap I made

You must be a zombie by now...go here

You're crazy when you leave your box

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